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Have you ever tried explaining Raising Hope to someone?
“A guy gets a serial killer pregnant and she gets electrocuted and he has to raise the baby. But it’s funny, I promise!”
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I have to drive back to Raleigh tomorrow by myself. Let’s do this.
RICK RICK RICK, I don’t wanna do this, Rick. Rick, don’t make me do this.
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It was the summer of 1999, and we all wore shoes that could double as flotation...
– (Delia’s catalog, circa 1999) http://www.refinery29.com/do-you-remember-delias-1999-catalog (via 90sgirlproblem
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clientsfromhell:
Helping a client plan a trip.
Client: Is it cold in Alaska?
Me: Yes, definitely. You should bring warm clothes.
Client: So I should bring a sweater?
Me: Ma’am, you are going dog sledding on a glacier…
Client: …
Me: Maybe even bring two sweaters.
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It ain't no sin to be glad you're alive.
Bruce Springsteen Badlands
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