Regarding Pretty Little Liars…

PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR SOME CAPSLOCK, GUYS.

  • I KNEW MELISSA HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT DIDN’T I SAY THAT WAAAAY BACK IN THE BELL TOWER YES I DID.
  • GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE RIGHT.
  • Speaking of Melissa, how the hell is she still pregnant? She could have had like three kids by now.
  • I like Wren but Spencer, listen, it is kind of a horrible idea to pursue that.
  • COME BACK TO US TOBY.
  • I am so proud of you Ezra. Well, I was proud but now you’re probably staying and ugh.
  • I am so disappointed in you, Ella. Your daughter’s relationship is illegal. Very much so.
  • And that’s the thing that doesn’t make Byron a hypocrite in my eyes: yes, he had an affair with a student but his student wasn’t a minor. (Not saying Byron is a great moral compass but I don’t think his affair/side relationship was illegal.)
  • I’m sick of Maya but I hope girlfriend got arrested for possession and not shot. 
  • Who gave Mona that police report? GARRETT AND MELISSA.